Too weird to live, too rare to die Stuff that makes me laughStuff that makes me think Stuff that makes me feel good Female-Married-Preggo-BrisbaneTumblr (3.0; @eyeballsamy)http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbhoh7b2Nu1qaazxao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedame.tumblr.com/post/50191219448/this-is-by-amy-duncan-a-tattooist-in-australia">thedame</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is by Amy Duncan, a tattooist in Australia.</p> </blockquote> <p>I love this</p>http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/50239441573http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/50239441573Sun, 12 May 2013 19:14:26 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1cbc222d1406a8c4d45c5a978591e46c/tumblr_ml1mzl1z9K1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://smokeporch.com/post/50132274096/drama-free">smokeporch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/Ke7rh">Drama-Free</a></p> </blockquote>http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/50154536626http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/50154536626Sat, 11 May 2013 19:21:07 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/94f0e193f0705bea390ff222acfbfa47/tumblr_mlvmrg5HLI1sopxfro1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e9012440300f1ee070117eaae1bcd82/tumblr_mlvmrg5HLI1sopxfro2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb840b5cc1d32d4436cede48f4bcde0e/tumblr_mlvmrg5HLI1sopxfro3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9fe2006a71f82396aea17bbf1700dc3c/tumblr_mlvmrg5HLI1sopxfro4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f2f21e8b32ad41babb61c74318720bd4/tumblr_mlvmrg5HLI1sopxfro5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/02fc11bfe005ebfc36e5c2b7b7ec4aaf/tumblr_mlvmrg5HLI1sopxfro7_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/553910ddbc07056f28de41b4c99756b1/tumblr_mlvmrg5HLI1sopxfro8_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ecofrat.tumblr.com/post/50123706595/this-blog-is-sex-positive-and-im-almost-positive">ecofrat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this blog is sex positive„ and I’m almost positive this is sex</p> </blockquote>http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/50128662174http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/50128662174Sat, 11 May 2013 11:07:54 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb1uvcj1IU1r0qtppo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahauthordog.tumblr.com/post/46355684018/acciobenedictcumberbatch-meliapond-omfg-i-am">fuckyeahauthordog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://acciobenedictcumberbatch.tumblr.com/post/32448324061/meliapond-omfg-i-am-so-sorry-to-all-you">acciobenedictcumberbatch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meliapond.tumblr.com/post/32448199314">meliapond</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>omfg i am so sorry to all you non-native english speakers that need to learn this shit</p> </blockquote> <p>this is utter gibberish to me</p> </blockquote> <p>Welcome to the English language.</p> </blockquote> <p>That that is is not that that is not. Fact.</p>http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/50003356446http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/50003356446Thu, 09 May 2013 19:58:05 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/15c79da0f3d0dd9b24bbd3382d2166df/tumblr_mgaewuBQGI1roefkuo1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/87187c2887b31dbfa9e32679d66c4ac4/tumblr_mgaewuBQGI1roefkuo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2fe124e3435d25a47966ca6286370ae4/tumblr_mgaewuBQGI1roefkuo3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1964b9b3712d9c314fae1ca5ff12d694/tumblr_mgaewuBQGI1roefkuo4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d77646a77b92a63723286e5efc2ab5af/tumblr_mgaewuBQGI1roefkuo5_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e9faea10a2767917b268dd0c031b4f8b/tumblr_mgaewuBQGI1roefkuo6_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/323b731742f650e06f57b7d6c3f15653/tumblr_mgaewuBQGI1roefkuo7_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/913e73bfe5215c32f8ae6e28b924378d/tumblr_mgaewuBQGI1roefkuo8_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9bde5b9285bd0d56a29939d650a4e402/tumblr_mgaewuBQGI1roefkuo9_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0533ae7e606bb4d66794d36dd6ac275d/tumblr_mgaewuBQGI1roefkuo10_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>These are the best </p>http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/49925959479http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/49925959479Wed, 08 May 2013 20:46:22 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fe19b25f646fef1c2ed126ac8c9df117/tumblr_mj1epbz45n1s1mvsto1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f780ef3d9849d984527a3052a9608c65/tumblr_mj1epbz45n1s1mvsto2_r2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/07cb4bb822e59d4a66f0518e9288ed8c/tumblr_mj1epbz45n1s1mvsto3_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a6f9c39497f51c642f09e72a6c1a99c2/tumblr_mj1epbz45n1s1mvsto4_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7da61136219d7ced1c97a4dbffa8e91f/tumblr_mj1epbz45n1s1mvsto5_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4151d4f01a26b724a636dd51884466bc/tumblr_mj1epbz45n1s1mvsto6_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d6a91088b4ec9d8ae2d015f4c7df380/tumblr_mj1epbz45n1s1mvsto7_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elle-es-dee-fairy.tumblr.com/post/48174175045">elle-es-dee-fairy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“There are seven chakras that go up the body. Each pool of energy has a purpose, and can be blocked by a specific kind of emotional muck.”</p> <p><strong>- Guru Pathik</strong></p> </blockquote>http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/49925871280http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/49925871280Wed, 08 May 2013 20:43:33 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/345852b8609234ac55aae98815ca71d9/tumblr_mlosyjYe5v1rvk2zdo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4cdbebb928fada77b4d4080c9b5264a0/tumblr_mlosyjYe5v1rvk2zdo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/123bbc03f3d1cdd8d5fcbd2cb22601d0/tumblr_mlosyjYe5v1rvk2zdo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/59d89565a43dba78c19bd8166d8e0961/tumblr_mlosyjYe5v1rvk2zdo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6fd7907f905175c699468dabd7defb6/tumblr_mlosyjYe5v1rvk2zdo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6b2f8eb93df58ebae1602c6d791150b/tumblr_mlosyjYe5v1rvk2zdo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f13e85a06a1eced204d39731b85d09d1/tumblr_mlosyjYe5v1rvk2zdo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/69512756c93b935fca76b660d1d74081/tumblr_mlosyjYe5v1rvk2zdo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b80195882b82c4f39f3919abd5121788/tumblr_mlosyjYe5v1rvk2zdo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d61803876e7d7f886edbb28c10717d7b/tumblr_mlosyjYe5v1rvk2zdo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://poppunkkid.tumblr.com/post/48697012248/too-funny-to-not-reblog">poppunkkid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Too funny to not reblog</p> </blockquote>http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48920573370http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48920573370Fri, 26 Apr 2013 20:01:18 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/be1e31a22c2a305802753b0c4fb5719c/tumblr_mlsqq0AkP41qzdx4do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I do this! Every afternoon lately I take Bodhi out to sit on the trampoline and savour the last bit of decent Brisbane weather, get some fresh air and all that. I am a huge fan of this mama. I found her on instagram and fell in love with her photography, her parenting style and her beautiful family <3</p>http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48844340974http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48844340974Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:58:48 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/884abf672dfeb4604312a6111cea1ae8/tumblr_mlokfnrTIU1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>I laughed at this for ages</p>http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48683497600http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48683497600Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:18:46 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ffd48969e7848f53ecf5b94234d9e67/tumblr_mles2a03tH1s3bp34o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b84f80e0d7774493801100e790fbfa79/tumblr_mles2a03tH1s3bp34o3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/afd14aaa485811e0498f302f03768d05/tumblr_mles2a03tH1s3bp34o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9184a0d099f4ce86fb5899a90ab540c7/tumblr_mles2a03tH1s3bp34o4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://notebook.jomurgel.com/post/48206840198/awesome-mortal-kombat-inspire-gifs-a-co-worker">jomurgel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Awesome Mortal Kombat inspire GIFs.  A co-worker turned me onto these.  Lols all around.</p> </blockquote> <p>Yaaas!</p>http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48602183208http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48602183208Mon, 22 Apr 2013 19:09:51 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b58bfcb5641a303f0d1c38f8261fa911/tumblr_ml8ca0deB01r3sgz9o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2a3a1317c52fa8f8352dbf4ed08b1dd9/tumblr_ml8ca0deB01r3sgz9o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>It’s a thing</p>http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48426103394http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48426103394Sat, 20 Apr 2013 19:11:33 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/75680bff6196284f701499d42988e2c2/tumblr_mjj2kqVhol1r2p50go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bonerbrains.tumblr.com/post/48387064508/vegansmustbestopped-fuckyeahveganlife-loreen">bonerbrains</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vegansmustbestopped.tumblr.com/post/45319392918/fuckyeahveganlife-loreen-dinwiddie-vegan">vegansmustbestopped</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahveganlife.tumblr.com/post/45299560726">fuckyeahveganlife</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>loreen dinwiddie. vegan. (died at age 109 last september. had been vegan since 1922.)</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s so sad to see a person’s life being cut short from doing something so un-natural and against God’s plan.</p> </blockquote> <p>^^^^^HAHAHAHA WHHHHHAAAATTTT???</p> </blockquote> <p>90 years alive without bacon. she wasn’t really living.</p>http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48395393225http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48395393225Sat, 20 Apr 2013 10:19:59 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lozy7upXF61qfrlr1o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lozy7upXF61qfrlr1o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lozy7upXF61qfrlr1o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lozy7upXF61qfrlr1o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lozy7upXF61qfrlr1o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lozy7upXF61qfrlr1o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lozy7upXF61qfrlr1o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lozy7upXF61qfrlr1o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lozy7upXF61qfrlr1o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48333320231http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48333320231Fri, 19 Apr 2013 13:44:05 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6b7617d7b837be6c77326be7af1c15df/tumblr_mlfhw7XQNN1rcvts1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48266333137http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48266333137Thu, 18 Apr 2013 18:03:54 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ebe30e680f7b81aa165743ae399a013/tumblr_mh4aoqSDV21r19nebo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3c5b63f2bcc01fe070512138b2cea5b7/tumblr_mh4aoqSDV21r19nebo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4490fe929f45a88c9bd4c2d072e0d1bd/tumblr_mh4aoqSDV21r19nebo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/30035aa53e68db4f7e649a8d6e51141a/tumblr_mh4aoqSDV21r19nebo4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57a9be7265dabc834670915f44d8f1f5/tumblr_mh4aoqSDV21r19nebo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6d09c69e8d44477e54ea7ee0cb6a9ab/tumblr_mh4aoqSDV21r19nebo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/048c5916ec3cf020f94effa7dd21030d/tumblr_mh4aoqSDV21r19nebo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/484813a36de632e3276c9aad6c7af7c0/tumblr_mh4aoqSDV21r19nebo8_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5b37de9659c1113a8c6e92f54332f20/tumblr_mh4aoqSDV21r19nebo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b8ff37fbcad4b09fd7ffdb03181c9d1/tumblr_mh4aoqSDV21r19nebo10_r1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://harrysbear.tumblr.com/post/41345678837/the-heat-wave-in-australia-last-week-i-put-a">harrysbear</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the heat wave in Australia last week</p> </blockquote> <p>Ha! We don’t have squirrels, raccoon or moose.</p>http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48253367333http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48253367333Thu, 18 Apr 2013 13:23:32 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a3ec8c0b36091a7deb19ae16cec910f9/tumblr_ml3yxjwGpk1r3k73wo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awesomephilia.com/post/47729335414/in-case-you-needed-a-smile-today-here-is-a-pig">awesomephilia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>In case you needed a smile today, here is a pig and a cat. They are pals! (<a href="http://imgur.com/tNVnLJE">via</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>I needed this today</p>http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48251744431http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48251744431Thu, 18 Apr 2013 13:02:12 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f01721a4961146853955289e0e75faf/tumblr_mk6fp5M9rD1s7mg7ko1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dc8bb0b0db6cad8bfb82433f9b16d4f3/tumblr_mk6fp5M9rD1s7mg7ko2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9b6a0208e943ccb14f6cd1448c0dcc3/tumblr_mk6fp5M9rD1s7mg7ko3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/51843fc06f740b61e519804fed0723a0/tumblr_mk6fp5M9rD1s7mg7ko4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e4de749e1771a508d304858786ae75c8/tumblr_mk6fp5M9rD1s7mg7ko5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f70bb9302b72334f3c40f44f61795cc/tumblr_mk6fp5M9rD1s7mg7ko6_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freemindfreebody.tumblr.com/post/48119451890">freemindfreebody</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cuntwarrior.tumblr.com/post/48105236728/lord-help-me">cuntwarrior</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>lord help me</p> </blockquote> <p>SUPA busy month coming up, then BAKE ALL THE BAKED GOODS!</p> </blockquote> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p>Got to try this</p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p>http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48190899030http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48190899030Wed, 17 Apr 2013 20:18:53 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ae5ac423704b9b7a9eeeddd32d191731/tumblr_ml77tpEXLt1qhi5qbo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48190776474http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48190776474Wed, 17 Apr 2013 20:14:07 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8vkrwf6VZ1qiom9vo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8vkrwf6VZ1qiom9vo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8vkrwf6VZ1qiom9vo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8vkrwf6VZ1qiom9vo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8vkrwf6VZ1qiom9vo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8vkrwf6VZ1qiom9vo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8vkrwf6VZ1qiom9vo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8vkrwf6VZ1qiom9vo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8vkrwf6VZ1qiom9vo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reclusivesocialite.tumblr.com/post/29589183293/eta-source">reclusivesocialite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ETA: Source - <a href="http://www.rethinkrefugees.com.au/the-facts/"><a href="http://www.rethinkrefugees.com.au/the-facts/">http://www.rethinkrefugees.com.au/the-facts/</a></a></p> </blockquote>http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48189166960http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/48189166960Wed, 17 Apr 2013 19:05:06 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f171cfc2401dbbff68ccd90c940d754f/tumblr_ml8ndvd13I1r4ouqno1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/16cab2254c56b4ccee552c48298de9ec/tumblr_ml8ndvd13I1r4ouqno2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Bipolar baby</p>http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/47940619601http://eyeballsamy.tumblr.com/post/47940619601Sun, 14 Apr 2013 19:22:43 +1000